READ ME YOU LAZY DOGS IT’LL ONLY TAKE A MOMENT

Hi kids. It’s me, THE VAUDVilliAN here. This is my first post to this blog thing. I will be using it to share with you the amazing things I think, and to involve you more in the world of POST 9-11 PERFORMANCE IDIOCY.

You see, I love you. I love you so much, I could vomit. ON YOUR DAD.

This blog is about people who come to the sinister meetings which take place in the green room arts centre, manchester, england, once a month. We call these gatherings VAUDEViLLE. Here, you can hear THICK RiCHARD doing poem. You can SEE TaM hiNToN making a goat of hisself. Plus sometimes there’s half naked women playing the double bass. And othEr stuff. Occasionally a grEat band named MANiMAL pryze themselves from the pub and play a set… But not today. SO, if you live in Manchester and don’t come to VAUDEViLLE very month- why not? Are you some sort of APETH? Get on with it. We’ll all die one day, and you’ll be able to say you saw the legends live…