I am angry. And you’re not helping.
Sunday, February 24th, 2008
Hello fans. This is your deadly enemy, THE VAUDEVILLIAN. And I bring you horrible news. YOU DON’T EXIST.
Yes, that’s right: NOONE EVER READS THESE BLOGS!
Which I think means it’s pretty inconsquential if i write:
All foreigners should be shot, in order to purify the ‘race;
lesbianism is a mental illness and should be cured with ECT.
This country is a soft touch for terrorists…
I can’t keep this up. OF COURSE I don’t advocate homophobia, nationalism, or ludicrous daily mail style fantasies about an imaginary terrorist threat.
See what a great guy I am? Progressive, with my feet on the ground. So why not repay my goodness: EMAIL ME AT
vaudeville35@yahoo.co.uk
and then, and only then, will i consider writing something WORTHWHILE…