Vaudeville blog no.3: CLASS WAR. Amongst STICK INSECTS?!?!?
Thursday, February 28th, 2008
Greetings, my little fat friend. Take your hands out of your pockets when I’m talking to you, boy. Now…
I think all of us were completely bored to hear that Bruce Forsyth is eighty years old. But cast your mind back…a few years ago, the positively satanic war criminal Augusto Pinochet was visiting these shores, arraigned to appear and answer for the various mindblowingly painful things he did to people during his military dictatorship of Chile, back in the ’70s and ’80s. He got away with it, feigning illness I believe, THUS avoiding a proper trial. He died in his bed aged ninety one, the fucker.
During his stay in blighty, he was held not in a proper prison but in an actual MANSION- next door to-you guessed it. BRUCEY. And Tarby, and Wogan! Google it if you don’t believe me.
Did the good showbiz folk of Wentworth estate go and kick his head in for him? Alas, it seems your beloved Mr. Forsyth did NOTHING.
However, I like to fantasise that Brucey did in fact attempt to take on the bloated Chilean hardman, lunging at his face with a nine iron on the private golf course which they shared for a time. Further, I can’t help picturing Pinochet evading the blow, alas; seizing Bruce by the face; SQUEEZING like a demon: and then, somehow, horribly, pouring all of his hateful soul and mind, INTO the helpless, big chinned entertainer- through his EYES.
I dunno, I just feel that on some level, it was Bruce Forsyth who died in that Santiago hospital on that cold December night two years ago…and that Pinochet lives horribly on, with a bigger chin and a fitter wife…has it ever occurred to you, that although you will one day die, the COLD virus that makes your nose snotty, will live on forever, passing it’s way down through the years from nose to nose?
So, I think, it is with tyrants like Pinochet. Forever snotting his way from one body to the next, perpetuating the evil, slowly destroying the human race….
Just a little food for thought. Have a nice day now, y’all.
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