Kingdom of the blind.
Kingdom of the blind.
Hello everybody. It’s me- your favourite psychotic curmudgeon, THE VAUDEViLLIAN. Check out this interesting tidbit I just received from VAUDEViLLE STALWART ‘ONE MINUTE WANDA’:
Eleven-year-old James got a huge shock when he received a handwritten letter from the Chancellor, Gordon Brown.
In his report, James tells us why the politician wrote to him …
“Four years ago I had an accident at a supermarket. A bottle fell on the floor and glass flew up and hit my eye… Now I have an artificial eye.
Recently I was bullied quite badly.
They told me they were going to steal my false eye and smash it on the ground. They even burned me with cigarettes.
My mum could see that I was going through a hard time and she wrote to Gordon Brown telling him what had happened to me.
I was so shocked when I got a handwritten letter from the Chancellor.
He told me that having an artificial eye never stopped him from doing anything and has made absolutely no difference to him.
It made me feel very happy, I’ve never had a letter from someone that important before.
And it’s made me think that I can achieve anything I want to in life.”
James, 11, Halifax
(full version at: news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/newsid_4410000/newsid_4417600/4417641.stm
Well I never did. Gordon has a GLASS EYE! I couldn’t tell. It’s certainly a lot more convincing than the one fitted to ‘Rumpole Of The Bailey’. Who sadly does not exist, or he could use his brilliant barristering skills to defend that poor sod languishing in Guantanamo, what Gordon’s turned his back on because he doesn’t want to release mitigating evidence that the blokes confession may have been extracted using torture. No mention of being burned with cigarrettes but he does speak of having his knackers slashed at…
Yes of course it’s inspiring for this lad James to hear from a powerful man who is a cyclops like himself. Too bad it’s the same bugger who is presiding over a country that sanctions torture. Who knows, maybe those UK sponsored inquisitors will succeed in ‘creating’ more one-eyed people, who if they do ever get out of chokey, can in turn be inspired in life by the very man who presides over the social divides that create feral little bastards who assault disabled people for kicks.
If only James’s Mum had written to Columbo instead…he’d have gotten to the truth!
What all of this has to do with VAUDEVILLE, I cannot say…
Love and kisses and electric shocks to your fanny you terrorist cow,